NASA Blasts The Shit Out Of The Desert In Deep Space Rocket Test

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If you’re American you might be having a tough time over the past couple of months feeling like you live in a functional society. If so, I invite you to watch this footage of NASA testing its SLS Flight Support Booster rockets at Northrop Grumman’s facilities in Promontory, Utah, yesterday.


Could a rapidly declining democracy do this? I don’t think so!

What you’re seeing isn’t scientists’ best attempt to spin the Earth backward, therefore sending us back in time to 2019 when things were slightly less nightmarish. It’s the first test of the rocket that is going to take the next generation of astronauts to the Moon as part of NASA’s upcoming Artemis missions. Since this is a test, we don’t know what kind of forces the rocket actually displayed (that info will come out after the scientists crunch the numbers) but what NASA is hoping to see is around 3.6 million pounds of thrust upon ignition for 122 seconds, according to The rockets that will actually make it to the Moon, however, will produce more than twice that amount of thrust.

The rocket being tested is a solid-fuel rocket, derived from the pair of solid rocket boosters used on the Space Shuttle launch system. These new solid rocket boosters have an extra segment in them (five instead of four) and will provide 25 percent more total impulse than the Shuttle boosters.

The SLS is NASA’s first deep-space rocket built to carry humans since the Saturn V rockets that carried the Apollo missions. At first, the SLS will send an uncrewed Orion spacecraft and other cargo to the Moon. Just the first of the three uncrewed missions will be responsible for launching 59,500 pounds worth of stuff straight to the Lunar surface. From there, according to NASA’s plans, the rockets get more and more powerful:

Artemis I, the first integrated flight of SLS and Orion, uses the Block 1 configuration, which stands 322 feet, taller than the Statue of Liberty, and weighs 5.75 million lbs. SLS will produce 8.8 million lbs. of maximum thrust, 15 percent more thrust than the Saturn V rocket. For Artemis I, Block 1 will launch an uncrewed Orion spacecraft to an orbit 40,000 miles beyond the Moon, or 280,000 miles from Earth.

This mission will demonstrate the integrated system performance of SLS, Orion, and Exploration Ground Systems prior to a crewed flight. The Artemis II mission will send astronuats on a flight to orbit the Moon. These missions pave the way for landing astronauts on the Moon in 2024, during the Artemis III mission.

The SLS rocket carrying humans to the moon, for instance, will be able to produce 9.5 million pounds of thrust. NASA calls the secondary rocket the “workhorse vehicle for sending cargo to the Moon, Mars, and other deep space destinations.”

This is, it goes without saying, all incredibly badass. In just four short years, we could be back on the Moon. Do you think they’re taking applications still? I wouldn’t mind blasting right off this rock right about now.

Managing Editor of Jalopnik.


Is life really that bad for you kids? So much gloom and negativity. I’d hate to see what you would be like if you had to live through REALLY bad times. Like the depression, or World War II. Or waiting to see if you would be drafted and sent to Vietnam.

I hate Trump as much as anyone with a functioning brain, and the pandemic does take some fun out of life, but I also have full faith that we will come through both of these things just fine. Even if the orange asshat manages to get re-elected, it’s only another 4 years. Four years goes by in the blink of an eye. We will either find a vaccine, or we will learn to live with this, like humanity has lived with all sorts of nastiness for 200K years or so. It’s only in the past 150 years or so that we could have any sort of expectation of life being anything but brutal and short - and even now only in MOST of the world.

But definitely - go NASA! People castigate the waste in this project, but as a glass-half-full sort of guy I actually see the point in keeping all these companies in business, employing many thousands of people around the country, and most importantly, keeping the *knowledge base* intact, and distributed. We should not put ALL of our eggs in Elon Musk’s basket, as impressive as SpaceX’s accomplishments are.