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Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show

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Much like our comrades over at Gizmodo, we believe no trade show is complete without a little mischief. Here's ours for the 2009 Detroit Auto Show.

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We strap a HD camera to our Mobile Command Center and rage through the Detroit Auto Show.

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The Japanese cowered near their Prii. The Germans attempted a peace offering of beer and currywurst. The Chinese tried a bribe of leaded pens. But even after all of these efforts, the Jalopnik Mobile Command Center could not be stopped. Follow us as we generally terrorize what's left of the Detroit Auto Show. We even almost mowed over Senator Corker.


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Good luck trying to get the theme song out of your head.

Video Cred: Alex C. Conley

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Jeff Glucker

This is one of the best things I have ever seen on this site... that was hilarious.

Excellent work guys...