We'll admit freely to being long-time car-singers. Give us a copy of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" and a cheap tape deck, and we'll put on a show (complete with two-fingered devil horns pumping skyward) that'll make Ozz Fest seem like Yahtzee night at St. Stephens Home for the Aged. But would we want to go public with our cover version of "Sanitarium"? Hells no. That means we're excellent prey for VH1's new show "Motormouth," which uses strategically placed cameras and microphones to capture the most heinous auto performers in mid-croon, then expose them to the TV audience for the lame-assed warblers that they are. It's funny as hell, mostly. Unless it's us caught on tape, then it's cheap, vacuous crap.
Motormouth [VH1.com]