Moron Street Racers Try To Put Out Nitrous Fire With Mountain Dew

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Damon Lavrinc
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I present to you Street Racing Idiots in Three Acts.

Act I: Two idiots, one in a Mustang and the other in a Blazer, both with nitrous injection, perform a series of poorly executed burnouts in preparation for The Big Race.

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Act II: The launch. The nitrous backfire. The screams of “oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit” followed by the quest for an illusive bottle of Mountain Dew and the realization that idiots are idiots because they don’t carry fire extinguishers in cars that have been boosted to an inch of their lives.

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Act III: The nitrous sprayer finally catches and… well… just watch.