Mel Gibson Has A Passionately Anti-Semitic DUI; LAPDSaysWhat?

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It's true that truth is greater than fiction, and here's the original from the folks at to prove it:

"TMZ has learned that Mel Gibson went on a rampage when he was arrested Friday on suspicion of drunk driving, hurling religious epithets. TMZ has also learned that the Los Angeles County Sheriff's department had the initial report doctored to keep the real story under wraps."


There's more, plus four pages of the initial report after the jump.

Not sure how got four pages of the initial report, but it did detail such amazing-ness as:

"Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."

The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"

A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

First question: So umm, we knew Mel Gibson was a hateful s.o.b., but at what point did he become Cartman? Second question: At what point did it make sense for the LAPD to cover this shit up? Third question: Gibson called a cop "sugar tits?"

Gibson's Anti-Semitic Tirade — Alleged Cover Up []

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