A man trapped in his car following an avalanche in a mountainous region of Slovakia freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescuers found him drunk and staggering down a mountain path. We almost asked why he didn't just pour the beer on the snow to melt it. We are such lightweights. [Thanks to Rishi for the tip.]
Man peed way out of avalanche [Ananova]
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