You guys are all over the above photo like a record company's legal team parsing Britney's contract for loopholes. There's no wiggle room in this particular Jalopnik Caption Contest, however; no Britney Spears references allowed (sorry, Tennessee). The game's still on — we'll be accepting entries through tomorrow at midnight, giving us time to put together the runners up for a public judging on Monday. Send 'em to firstname.lastname@example.org. And speaking of lawyers, make sure you read the fine print.
Jalopnik Caption Contest: Dang 'ol Britney Spears Edition, Eh? Still Going [internal]