Jalopnik Caption Contest: Buick's Got An Enclave In The Woods For Tiger

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Buick PR man Dave Darovitz is pushing an event featuring Tiger Woods (we can hardly contain ourselves) and GM's CEO Rick Wagoner (oh god, we've lost it — sorry) right before the LA Auto Show to introduce the production version of Buick's new "luxe" CUV, the Enclave. The e-mail we received included the above picture and the media advisory for the event, along with Dave's suggested caption:

Recommended Photo Caption: Tiger Woods, the world's top-ranked professional golfer and Buick endorser since 2000, stands next to the Buick Enclave crossover concept. Woods is slated to join GM Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Rick Wagoner in Los Angeles on Nov. 28 to introduce the production version of the all-new luxury crossover SUV. The Buick Enclave is due in dealer showrooms next summer.


Hmm, wethinks maybe that's not gonna work for the ol' Jalop — not only do we not have enough room to put all that in a headline, but we fell asleep around the word Buick. So instead, we're going to ask you to help us out by captioning this photo in the comments. What's that you say — you're not yet a commenter? Well, try adding a comment with a user name and password of your own choosing — and if we like it we might even let you stay around and keep commenting. Best caption will receive a prize to be announced. Full rules and legal stuff, as always, can be found here.

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Michael Prichinello

Tiger Woods stated, "I'm proud to be working with March of Dimes to help promote their new Special Person's Transporter, giving all disabled kids the chance to.....what? This thing's not a tart cart? GODDAmit!!"