The Boring Company uploaded a video to Youtube featuring the demo of its Loop system, and while that had some nice music on it, the whole thing reminded us of a different video. With different music.

Okay, sure, the Boring Co.’s Loop system is some sort of investment in infrastructure, but what about the pot holes and crumbling systems we’ve already got?

I mean, Main Street is all cracked and broken. I guess that’s too bad, because the mob has spoken.

Well sir, there’s nothing on Earth like a genuine bonafide electrified multi-car Tesla rail!

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WHAT I SAY?

Tesla rail!

WHAT’S IT CALLED?

Tesla rail!

THAT’S RIGHT, TESLA RAIL!

Or Boring Company Loop. Whatever.