It's More of a Shelbyville Idea

The Boring Company uploaded a video to Youtube featuring the demo of its Loop system, and while that had some nice music on it, the whole thing reminded us of a different video. With different music.

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Okay, sure, the Boring Co.’s Loop system is some sort of investment in infrastructure, but what about the pot holes and crumbling systems we’ve already got?

I mean, Main Street is all cracked and broken. I guess that’s too bad, because the mob has spoken.

Well sir, there’s nothing on Earth like a genuine bonafide electrified multi-car Tesla rail!

WHAT I SAY?

Tesla rail!

WHAT’S IT CALLED?

Tesla rail!

THAT’S RIGHT, TESLA RAIL!

Or Boring Company Loop. Whatever.

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