It’s probably good I’m not rich. I’d just spend my money on excessively stupid shit, like an Aston Martin V8 Vantage from the 1980s. And I have no business owning that! Nobody does.

Editor-in-Chief at Jalopnik. 2002 Toyota 4Runner.


I’ll only buy one of these if it comes with the tire-spikes, outriggers, and rocket-booster option.