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“CAMARO IROC-Z” blasts from the heavens. It’s time for the Camaro that’s “lookin’ so hot, so good.” Now you can own your very own Camaro named after the International Race of Champions. You can be a champion.

As an IROC-Z owner, you are now contractually obligated to drive erratically on country roads. You also also required to open the door as dramatically an stylistically as possible so everyone can see the mass “IROC-Z” decal. You wouldn’t want anyone thinking you drove a standard Camaro.

The IROC-Z is perfect for parking and posing outside of shady jazz cafes late at night. It’s sure to attract the confused looks of women holding stopwatches or fixing their hair. After all the Camaro, according to the commercial, is “tough on the streets, so mean.”

The Chevys of yesterday are gone. You have the Chevy of today. You have an IROC-Z.