Please do not tell Toyota that I am moving into this factory to simply be among the GR Yarises and to live at a plant where tiny god cars are built. I promise I will not be too conspicuous and only drive a GR Yaris through particleboard while Deep Purple’s “Highway Star” plays just once a day, or possibly twice if the car is begging me too. Otherwise, I will just be sitting in a GR Yaris and absorbing its power while weeping for America.