I Paid Someone To Vandalize My Truck And It Was The Best Idea

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Two years ago I traded a 2000 Toyota Tundra for a 1975 International Scout and have been building the old truck into a manifestation of my fantasies ever since. Specifically, my dream of a jungle-themed Scout on an adventure from Alaska to Tierra del Fuego. That’s where my shiny new hood bird comes in.

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Let me back up a little here. In my imagination, in the mid-1970s, International Harvester launched a promotional expedition along the Pan-Am highway to celebrate the launch of the long wheelbase Scout Traveler. In this work of fiction that I have so far only written in my head, trucks were painted in wild jungle liveries to look killer on magazine covers.

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That concept was actually inspired by my truck’s previous owner, who took the liberty of covering the vehicle’s original Omaha Orange paintwork in rattle can camo. At first I hated it, but eventually grew to be a fan and finally decided to just put my own spin on it.

Inspiration for the bird specficially goes back to the first toy car I can vividly remember–an orange Pontiac Firebird with a red fire bird on its hood because of course. Ever since, I’ve entertained the dream of having a bird on the hood of one of my own cars and today I finally indulged that fantasy with the help of some artistic talent.

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Venice, California is just down the road from me and also happens to be a hub for street art. Roll through Abbot Kinney Boulevard or any alley near the beach and you’ll find plenty of colorful murals to look at.

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At some point I started noticing the tag “Muck Rock,” which is how I found Jules Muck. She does a lot of animals and faces and I really like her style, so I hit her up on Instagram and asked if she’d paint the parrot I wanted on the hood of my Scout.

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The idea was to do a cartoony parody that was clearly inspired by the Pontiac bird but also clearly a scarlet macaw, which is my second-favorite South American animal.

I thought about trying to make this myself, or having it printed as a sticker, but I knew neither of those methods would really get the result I was looking for. On top of that, I like the idea of the truck being blessed with an original piece by an artist I admire.

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Anyway, she banged it out in less than an hour and I think it looks pretty darn sweet. The proportions are perfect, the colors are crazy-vibrant, and I can’t wait to look at it every time I take the truck out. Maybe I really will drive this thing to the bottom of South America.

Look for some better pictures soon, when I can take the truck it out in decent lighting.

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Looks good, right?

Jalopnik Staffer from 2013 to 2020, now Editor-In-Chief at Car Bibles

DISCUSSION

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smalleyxb122

So... a parroty, of the Firebird?