I Cannot Believe Prince Philip Drives a Freelander, of All Things

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The most shocking thing to come out of this week’s story about 97-year-old Prince Philip crashing and apparently immediately replacing his Land Rover is the fact that the Duke of Edinburgh, husband of Queen Elizabeth II, drives one of the lamest English cars of all time.


Prince Philip in a Freelander is funny because Land Rover counts on its cultivated image of royal prestige to sell $100,000 Range Rovers, yet here we have an actual royal, and he’s rolling around (uh, no pun intended) in one of the cheapest Land Rovers that hasn’t even been sold since 2014.

OK, written out and explained, it doesn’t seem quite as comical as it did when I saw this bullshit The Sun article incorrectly identifying a car being delivered, presumably to Prince Philip post-crash, as a “top of the range 4x4 Discovery costing £68,000 pounds.”

I can’t steal the pictures and post them here, but that’s definitely a Freelander, as both the Telegraph and TMZ pointed out. And based on the crash pictures from News.com.au, it looks like the prince was driving an identical one in his wreck earlier this week.

They cost about $40,000 when they were new, and today you could get a used one for like half that or less.

You’d be forgiven for not knowing what a Land Rover Freelander is, or having forgotten about it, since it’s been out of production for about five years now and was called the LR2 in America for its last seven years of life.


The Freelander is basically an overpriced RAV4–a practical choice for people who didn’t necessarily have the disposable income to buy a brand-new Range Rover, but wanted everybody within earshot to think that they did. Its natural habitat was in front of a McMansion or a sorority house at an overpriced college. Or on the back of a flatbed. Ha! I’m guessing most people who click on this article will find that funny.

Anyway, as to why the prince is slumming it in a Land Rover that most Land Rover enthusiasts would be embarrassed to drive, he’s probably just not into cars. For all we know he doesn’t even have a choice in his method of conveyance; maybe he just gets assigned something out of a Royal Motorpool, which is a thing I assume exists.


So next time you see someone polishing their monocle while waiting at a stoplight in a $207,900 Range Rover SVAutobiography, looking properly pleased with themselves, you can chuckle and think “wow, even the prince isn’t that pompous.”



The difference between old money and new money is that new money needs to spend money to impress, old money doesn’t need to impress.