AM General, the builder of the Hummer H2 for GM, announces it's temporarily laying off 200 workers and halting production of the H2 until at least March. Note the words "at least." [HummerGuy]
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DISCUSSION
Rob Emslie
And so you ask me, why I am blue
You see, I wanted to buy and H2
A HUMMER I think will complete me as a man
As for my carbon footprint, I don't give a damn
But now my heart's been broken as they've stopped making more
The ones on the dealers lots are old and dirty both of which I abhor
No, give me a fresh one that smells of plastic and oil
One that's just left the factory, built by hard labor's toil
I want it to gleam, not one mile have
I'll trade in my Prius, my milage I'll halve
I need one that hasn't been soiled by the rain
For I'm buying on Spec, it's money I'll gain
You see I believe that gas prices will drop
And then there I'll be with a Hummer, brand new, to shop
There won't be any quite as nice as is mine
And many a compensator will want one that's fine
Matt may think the Prius, with incentives is prudent
a way to make money, he's quite the econ student
But I know much better, I have an aim
For raking it in, when low gas prices are claimed
For no one expects that gas will be cheap
So I'm playing the odds, I should make a heap
When selling my HUMMER, of course I could be wrong
And if so I'll be selling another hummer, one with a dong
DISCUSSION
And so you ask me, why I am blue
You see, I wanted to buy and H2
A HUMMER I think will complete me as a man
As for my carbon footprint, I don't give a damn
But now my heart's been broken as they've stopped making more
The ones on the dealers lots are old and dirty both of which I abhor
No, give me a fresh one that smells of plastic and oil
One that's just left the factory, built by hard labor's toil
I want it to gleam, not one mile have
I'll trade in my Prius, my milage I'll halve
I need one that hasn't been soiled by the rain
For I'm buying on Spec, it's money I'll gain
You see I believe that gas prices will drop
And then there I'll be with a Hummer, brand new, to shop
There won't be any quite as nice as is mine
And many a compensator will want one that's fine
Matt may think the Prius, with incentives is prudent
a way to make money, he's quite the econ student
But I know much better, I have an aim
For raking it in, when low gas prices are claimed
For no one expects that gas will be cheap
So I'm playing the odds, I should make a heap
When selling my HUMMER, of course I could be wrong
And if so I'll be selling another hummer, one with a dong