It may not quite be the Citroen transformer, but these kids still deserve props for creating a Optimus Prime costume worthy of recognition. It appears to be around 10 feet tall, which is inching closer to a scale model of the real (and by real, I mean not-real) Optimus Prime [Blasphemy! — Ed.] Click the video above for a very anti-climactic video of Optimus Prime getting dressed and ready for work in the morning (and by work we mean killing Decepticon assholes). And y'all thought it would be the new boss-man doing the Transformers posts around these parts, eh?
@EquinsuOcha, crazygutgut, elhigh, rlj676, Atelier: Just cuz the kid managed to build something cool doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't know what girls are and won't ever see a vagina. That's even more cliche than saying, "driving a fast car means you have a small penis".
@POLAR: Indeed, my children shall strive for such badasstry. And they shall bear forth many more children from their ample loins (with hot supermodels), unto which their children and their children's children shall rise to equally great levels of epicness.