We're going on the lamb for a couple weeks, but youse guys will be in solid hands with the Texas Toronado, Mr. Davey G. Johnson, editor of Gearhead at the switches. Dav-o will be your personal vehicular recreation supervisor while we're in sunny Italy, reminding ourselves why the US is a poorer country for our lack of modern Alfa Romeo product, and camping outside the Ferrari plant with a sign that reads, "Forniremo i favori ad un coordinatore della vostra scelta se gentilmente ci concedeste l'entrata" (loosely, "We will provide favors to an adMinistrator of your choosing if you would kindly allow us entry.") Dav-o carries a switchblade in his goatee, so don't give him too much crap. Keep in mind he made his bones in a roadhouse out on Telephone Road. See you soon.
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