“Hey, did you find a new gardener?”

“Yes, I did. I think this one will work out well.”

“The old one was lazy and I’m sure was spying on me through the upstairs third sauna window.”


“That won’t be a problem with this one.”

“Where is the new gardener now?”

“Just outside.”

“Let me go see if I approve.”



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Somebody needs to bring back the straight 8.