The Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles got all of America as their Secret Santa gift-ee, and they’ve given us a wonderful gift: a list of all 330 rejected personalized license plates. Some suggest dirty words, or body parts you’re not supposed to show people in public! Some reveal a deep misanthropy among Ohioans! One says “BOOBIES!” There’s something for everyone.
Just so you’re up on Ohio’s criteria here, this is what will get your plate rejected:
Contain words, combinations, and/or phrases (in any language and when read either frontward or backward) that are so profane (that is, swearwords or expletives) obscene, sexually explicit or scatological.
Contains words, combinations, and/or phrases that are so offensive that they could reasonably be expected to provoke a violent response from viewers without additional comment.
Contains words, combinations, and/or phrases that advocate immediate lawlessness or advocate lawless activities.
That part where it says “that are so profane” is interesting. Why the “so?” I guess for emphasis?
As you go through the list, there’s some interesting themes and threads you can find. There’s the body part references:
BOOBIES
CUNNT
NO BALLS
A550RGY
There’s several ‘AF’ ones, some of which warn how slow the driver is, and, interestingly, two that reference how British as fuck the driver (maybe the car?) is:
SLOOW AF
DOPE AF
CL3AN AF
TINY AF1
SIK AF
VEGAN AF
GOTH AF
SLOW AFF
BRTSH AF
UK AF
There’s a Rick and Morty reference that I don’t actually think is necessarily offensive:
SQU4NCH
There’s the misanthropes:
IH8 PPLE
IH8UAL
IH8KIDS
PPL H8TR
H8EVRY1
A strong anti-Trump contingent shows up, too:
WTF TRUMP
45 SUCKS
45 A LIAR
FCK TRMP
FTRUMP
At least one anti-GM V8 engine driver tried to express their rage:
F YOUR LS
I like this fan of visual obfuscation:
XKKXKK
Ohio also came out as pro-cancer here, or at least ready to protect cancer’s sensitive feels:
FCANCER
And, as usual, there’s someone who hates marching music:
SOUSAFU
Here’s the whole list. Enjoy:
CARNAGE
OMWTFYG
CUNNT
8NT SHYT
SHTR FLL
DASHIT
DDPUSS
GTFOVER
POOHPOO
SLOOW AF
OTW2FYB
FTFO USC
HE COON
SHAGYR
FXICHGN
2F N FST
F DJT
FKCNCER
4BJCX
FUCEM
SOUSAFU
GTFOH
NO THOTS
WTF TRMP
DOPE AF
FUBEEZY
SUCC
FUKNSLW
XKXXKXK
IH8UALL
CHAPO 11
YJ BAMF
IH8 PPLE
TFWO
CMFR
GR8 5HAG
B1TCHIN
KSMYASS
PNTYDPR
HORS SHT
NO BALLS
QN ISIS
T1NKFB
FKSTAR
OFKGVN
OFGVN
BOMBED
NOFKGVN
BD AZ FCK
BOMB
DUMASS
DDZZNTS
RC XXX
SQ ASF
IH8UAL
Z3RO FKS
BLEU ASF
HE11RZR
45 SUCKS
FISTIN
LBS VAG
TZMFYUP
45 A LIAR
FO AD
CL3AN AF
IDGAFF
SAVAGAF
BLU TURD
I2BZ4BS
PTWOP
KXXKKXX
BAMF XU
IDGAFAU
OMW2FYH
POOLUDE
TINY AF1
UDFKM
B1TCHN1
F EN FAST
F YOUR LS
HCT1B
FUQOFF
BADAZ K9
FK ZHANG
IS T SHIT
LV2SHG
SND NDES
A5HOL
IDFWUU
OMW2PYD
SSGMFO
CDS NUTS
F SEC
FTP DFWU
FUKOFF
IH8KIDS
RARE A F
CHIGGA1
BRDSHT
TWSTDAF
BAMF E92
IDGAF SS
3JOH22A
BOOBEES
KIS EMAK
BADASSB
KOS EMAK
BADBIH
FUHH Q
NO BS OBS
XKKXKXK
EATER
MSTR BTR
FK CA
CLE AF
XKKXKK
BTCH PLZ
C MFN G
SLO TURD
INJUNFN
BASDMEG
THE HNIC
PB4UGQ
SINGL AF
BLUBTCH
FUHQALL
M1CH SUX
ASIAN AF
BOSS UP B
ROWDYAF
DIVAAF
666FU
A550RGY
MMFHD
PHAT A55
SND NUD5
SND NUDE
SUK A BAG
FK HTTRS
H1TNRUN
81 F YEAH
1 POS
CARJACK
CRMNL
IM EZ RU
DAMKIDZ
F LIE
NO BS ZON
2BZ2PEE
FCKKIT
WTF JEEP
H8EPA
BANGBU5
GMFL
F BOGEYS
EMFL
HOT ASF
BMFS73
CUM THRU
J1ZZLE M
SUK 1
MOMSFUB
MDDNGO
KRAKR
3OH3VOM
PHSUX
COPSLIE
FTH1S
FUBC
MUD SLUT
310HZZA
SHIT YEA
PLSTFU
BDAZ250
FVCKIS
BADMFER
GTFKD
HACKER
SH4GU4R
MASSHOL
IM TMFS
FUT1D
T1DSUX
FN MSCHF
KLLNEM
DEB BAF
IHAYCHA
FASSMAX
FCKRY
SLOWPOS
DZNTZZ
SPOOKS
FGGT
FVCKKQ
MUD BTCH
FKWME
FXKCNCR
H8PPL
ZROFGVN
WOP WOPS
BADFNLS
DIZLE
SIK AF
1IHS HOO
310HSSA
SSA 1
SHZNIK
FBNGM
WMFJ
FCK TRMP
SRL KLLR
BADRNFK
FBUCKET
OOBS
H8EVRY1
HBIC FOX
4NAK8ER
FN SLYR
3FNKDS
OVRWTF
SWALLA
F BEIGE
FUKUJED
LIZZY AF
R4P3D8P
VEGAN AF
WRSOFKD
FCANCR
PHU KITT
MILFIN
YU18 YET
OHGNRNR
SQU4NCH
XTCPATI
DEENUTZ
FKRSQCK
FU LV
FCC ME
YU18 YET
PSI FTW
HOOHA
OMG FK8
F KYRIE
FKN QWIK
MDL FNGA
FUKPIT
MAKUPOO
OMW2FUB
NVIS POS
MURDURD
FCK1T
SPOOBY
3JOHSSA
FKSGVNO
FN SLOW
LMLYP
PAKIS 22
POLLOCK
SFMF03
1F4RT3D
BDASMF
TMFH
FNPUTAS
XKXK
KK XX
GAWDDM
WTF LAW
FN GUY
SLWTURD
CHUTIYA
JEEP SHT
MURDER2
FLY AF
SFMF11
FUKUSC
CRACR
READY AF
SND NUDZ
SPOOKAS
IMTXTNG
OSU AF
BIRD UP
CUTNGAS
THE HBIC
EFN DIVE
ASSGAS
HMF1C
BELLEND
SNDNUDS
CHK NUTS
DAT BCH
PUZZY
TBAGD
UK AF
C PHUKRE
AL3NAZI
PHUKETT
FTRUMP
PWR BTTM
FEKU2
OMW2FYM
HOT DAMN
FU TO
COC4INE
PRIASS
BYEMF
SHAT
BFD
IH8EVR1
BTCHTRK
GOTH AF
SOM BTCH
F S CURRY
IM FKN L8
LSC 2 KIL
PPL H8TR
GFY MI
IDPLOWU
FUSC
PNTDRPR
JMFJ
ZROFCS
SMFH
DAM PUTI
BOOBIES
QUIK AF
RGASM
NURSE MF
SLOW AFF
BRTSH AF