15 Odd Buc-Ee's-Branded Items You Can Purchase At Your Next Buc-Ee's Stop

"Holy shit."

Those were the first words out of my and my father's mouths as our eyes fell onto the behemoth stop that is a Georgia Buc-ee's. We continued to utter those words frequently throughout our visit as we navigated through the crowds of people.

You see, for nearly a decade, I've watched from afar as a friend of mine (s/o to Skotty!), would make frequent stops at this mythical gas station plaza, sharing his finds and fortunes. So mythical, that in fact, I swore if I ever came across one I would stop to see what it was all about. I sincerely was not prepared for what I was about to experience, nor do I believe anyone is when they first enter those doors.

This is not your typical Love's or WaWa stop, which I thought were quite fancy to begin with. This is a travel center stop on steroids. Combine weird tourist attraction merchandise like a Disney World with a Home Goods vibe and traces of a K-Mart or Target and your local grocer, and you have Buc-ee's.

I have yet to completely wrap my head around everything I saw, but while I continue to process that, here are some Buc-ee's finds to bring you into this swirling tornado of gargantuan awesomeness.

We're in Georgia. Pecans are a big thing in the South. Buc-ee's-branded Pecans doesn't come off that odd. Ok.

Anyone can pick up a t-shirt or two. Baby stuff is a little odd, but I'm following.

This is... interesting. I'm sure they're adorable and awesome for kids. But why a onesie?

There are worse things/patterns I have come across. This is definitely a die-hard Buc-ee's dream footwear.

Obviously corndogs exist. This is not that. This is a legit sausage on a stick, complete with a tortilla. Don't forget about their other bbq goods as well.

Buc-ee's tees, tanks, tops, swimsuits... you can deck yourself out in Buc-ee's merchandise from head-to-toe.

I'll give it to Buc-ee's. These signs are way better than those "Live, Laugh, Love" signs covering every Pinterest-inspired home.

Buc-ee's-themed throw pillows for those who want to bring Buc-ee's to life in their own homes, every day.

I almost bought one of these. The only thing stopping me was the fact my dogs would have torn one of these to shreds in less than a week.

There must be one of these Buc-ee's Hawaiian shirts spotted at local car shows near and around Buc-ee's locations. Someone... please tell me if that is true.

Again, fascinated at the food branding in this place. Wear your Buc-ee's onesie or pajamas, and enjoy a hot cup of Beaver-branded caffeine.

While enjoying your Buc-ee's-branded coffee, add a little Buc-ee's-branded heat to your eggs or omelet for a well-rounded Buc-ee's breakfast.

I am from Michigan, so anything that wasn't made at a place like Ryba's Fudge Shop or Frankenmuth fudge is a no-go. But... this looks incredible. I cannot indulge due to my own food allergies, so if someone can enlighten me on how it stacks up in the fudge game, I'm open ears.

Do people really buy rubber duckies? I have come across two instances where rubber duckies are essential for use, like Jeep Ducking and a hilarious bit by James Veitch on being a horrible roommate. But I'm out of touch on the other ducky uses nowadays.

I absolutely missed this when initially walking in. Share your love of the outdoors with Buc-ee's. It could even come in handy for your next campsite excursion.