OK, so it's no Cyclonechero. But for those who insist on rolling in a Mercury equipped with truck bed, the Zephyrchero would be a great starter car. It boasts a 302 "powerhouse" under its bescooped hood and glows with that special aura unique to the '79 Mercury Zephyr. The seller says he needs the money to pay hospital bills, so he's motivated to move this little creampuff off the lot right now! You gotta move fast, though; this auction ends tonight.
1979 Mercury/Ford Zephyr Z7 Ranchero [eBay]
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