Hateful Spider Terrorizes Driver, Who Totals Car To Escape It

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WANTED: EIGHT LEGGED HAIRY MONSTROSITY.

SUSPECT WAS HIDING ON CAR’S REARVIEW MIRROR AND MADE PRESENCE KNOWN BY DROPPING FROM HIDING PLACE. VICTIM THEN LOST CONTROL OF HER VEHICLE AND ROLLED INTO A DITCH, REPORTS WASHINGTON STATE NEWS SITE KOMO NEWS. SHERIFF’S DEPUTIES SAID HER CAR WAS TOTALED.

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VICTIM REPORTS A MINOR SCRATCH ON HER HAND, BUT OTHERWISE REMAINS UNHARMED.

THE SUSPECT DISAPPEARED AFTER THE INCIDENT AND IS BELIEVED TO BE ON THE LOOSE.

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oldmanmckenna
OldManMcKenna

This is a perfectly reasonable reaction in this situation. Were it me, I’d have gone the extra step of torching the car.