Like most cars at their limits, it was an absolute blast, but it also proved to be remarkably composed at those limits in a way I’d never have suspected. And then, after all the abuse it took on that track, I drove it home, same as always.

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Scion completely lost the program with the next-gen xB. It gained 600 lbs, the tall greenhouse was cropped down to stupid, art-school-sketch levels, and all vestiges of the innocence and rationality that made the car great were gone. All that was left was an insipid caricature of what the car originally was.

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I have no idea what I’d replace the xB with. The Nissan Cube somehow overcooked the basic box-car formula into a silly mess, and while I like the Kia Soul, there’s something about the essential simplicity of the original xB that keeps me holding on to my increasingly scuffed and worn little white box.

As diametrically opposed as its box shape is to my Beetle’s angle-less roundness, I can’t help but feel that the xB is one of the few worthy successors to the Beetle’s legacy — humble, cheap, simple, practical, surprisingly charming, and unexpectedly fun.

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So, while the xB hasn’t done anything for me in years, I’m still sad to see the line end. The initial version of this car is one of the few cars I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend to almost anyone, and represented a straightforward approach to car design that’s hard to find now. Usually, when people talk about rational, they say things like “coldly rational.” I think the xB was a novel exception to this rule, being one of the most warmly rational man-made objects I can think of.

Goodbye, little goofy box. I hope designers in the future pay you some respect and attention.

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