And grab it. We've long admired Slut Machine's love of trash reality TV. She approaches the clips with the perfect mixture of open minded curiosity and seriousness, yet still remains a completely cynical voyeur. Which is just one of the many reasons we're very different than Slut Machine. The above clip fills our heart with sadness, makes us reexamine our trust and belief in capitalism (as well as mankind in general) and turns us pro Al Queda. Before you pass judgment, please take into account that this is Roommates episode 15 of at least 36, and they are all just as rotten as the other. Finally, if you are going to feature porno-style acting chops, give us a little porn, OK?