Ford's prototype people have heard all your yammering about their refusal to do a small pickup for the US market. They heard it so hard the freaked the heck out and went right off the deep end. You want small? You'll get small. Really small. YOU WON'T EVEN FIT.
Spy photographers spotted a 2015 Ford F-150 towing a camo'ed prototype rumored to be a collaborative project between Ford and Power Wheels. Probably just coming back from some hardcore real-world testing at a Toys 'R Us parking lot.
Yes, this a joke.