Yesterday afternoon, a man crashed through the gates of a draw bridge, flipped his truck after hitting a Ford pickup, got out, stripped naked while bleeding and running, and dashed into a fort nearby.

Oh, Florida!

The driver, who is yet to be identified, ran the length of the bridge while bleeding from his head. Then, like any crash survivor, he stripped naked while on the move and dashed to the nearby Castillo de San Marcos, which is the oldest masonry fort in the United States.


But it doesn't end there. Once he got to the fort, the driver ran inside and up to the second floor. Police cornered him, but the buck naked badass wasn't about to go away quietly into the night... well, afternoon.

He climbed over the edge of the balcony and jumped, hitting the ground about 15 feet below where he hit his head on the ground. He was taken to the hospital with a fractured skull. The police are awaiting results of a toxicology test on the driver, which could take a few months. He could be facing charges of fleeing an accident and violently resisting arrest.

Thankfully, the people in the Ford that the driver hit were uninjured.

(Hat Tip to David!)

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