Looks like we'll have to get our dick-waving and ass-scratching up to par, and quickly. The first Hummer Alpha model, the 2006 H1 Alpha, will hit dealers this week. (If you live near one of those dealers, put 911 on speed dial). It's unclear when the H2 Alpha will be out, but sources at the company were quoted as saying, "Shut up, or I'll knock your friggin' head in."
Hummer says it will produce Alpha performance versions of H2, H3 [AutoWeek]
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