Police don't know how or why fifteen cars were in the Detroit river, but they pulled them out the other day. Among the recovered was a Celica, Capri, a couple Fords and a 50s-era Buick.
Fifteen cars don't "end up on the bottom of the Detroit river" if you know what we mean, so the discovery has raised eyebrows in the law enforcement community. Now that the cars are top side they'll be inspected to determine if they were involved in past crimes, but considering that Buick had a ten inch mud puppy living in it, they're probably going to have a hard time collecting a lot of forensics.
[Freep]