Everyone hates getting pulled over. Everyone hates dumb driving laws. But you want to know what a world with no driving laws is like? It’s hell. It’s the Purge. It’s New York City. God help us all.

I am a particularly sort of insane person, in that I live in New York City and personally own two cars. Nothing in this video is unusual, or even uncommon. I see worse on a regular basis, and there is genuinely not an ounce of hyperbole in that statement. It’s insane to drive here. It’s insane to live here. My insurance rates are sky-high. I don’t want to live here anymore. GET ME OUT. GET ME OUT.

Send help. We’re living in the Driving Purge.