Deliver Them From Bankruptcy: Ford Starts Shipping Edge Crossovers

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And Saint Mulally (with Sir LeClair and of course Sir Fields) raised the Ford Edge up on high, saying,

'Oh, Lord, bless this thy Ford Edge that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'


And the Lord did grin, and people of Dearborn did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large...and then the Lord spake, saying,

'First shalt thou take out the Ford Edge.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt
be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy crossover utility from Dearborn towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"


Yeah, just wait until Sir LeClair advises Saint Mulally to count (one, two, five!) before they start this Edge-based recovery of FoMoCo NorAm.

Ford starts shipping Edge crossovers [Detroit News]

The Ford Earnings Call: The Way Forward Is Even Better Than The Real Thing [internal]


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lascauxcaveman — I just turned on the DVD and fast-forwarded to the approps's definetly "snuff it." The subtitle agrees as well.