Dear Lord I Hope The New xXx Is As Great As The First One

They’re coming out with a new xXx movie. It’s actually happening. And man, do I hope it’s as freaking amazing as the first one was.

Or, at the very least, I hope it’s as good as this singular scene from the first movie.

Here’s an official trailer for xXx: Return of Xander Cage. There’s Dominic Toretto! He’s skiing (flipping) through the woods with no snow anywhere to be seen! What’s up with that?

Life hack: while you’re dutifully Googling more information on this movie after you’ve read this, don’t type “xxx film” into your search bar. I did that at work, and then immediately regretted my decision. Don’t be me.

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Kristen Lee

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