Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

I'm not sure if I'm doing you some sort of disservice by posting this, since this strangely insipid-yet-compelling song will lodge in your head like some kind of brain-devouring worm. But, there it is. I'll leave it to you to decide whether or not this is just some strange, mindless chant or a subtle jab at a much bigger thing.

Maybe they'll have a a follow-up song about the combination KFC and Taco Bells?