CXTs and Hummers: The Dumb Vehicles of SEMA

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One of the joys of SEMA are the i-can't-believe-they-actually-did-that guffaws that involuntarily rumble up from one's belly upon laying eyes upon some of the more ridiculous creations. The International CXT has been the target of our ire on a couple of previous occasions, but this flamed de-luxe example takes the cake. We really have nothing to say other than it's a classic example of buffing a turd by crossing the line from ridiculous to completely ludicrous.

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The six-wheeled Hummer draped with babes in cheap spandex (apparently they spent all of their cash on the truck and had nothing left over for outfits that were actually sexy) really got our goat somehow. We think it's simply the attitude behind it. It may not have been the most retarded vehicle in the show, but it's damn close. Even more pointless than the CXT, it has nothing to do with function and everything to do with being ostentatious for the sake of sheer ostentatiousness. We'd be offended, but we're laughing too hard.

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