COTD: Marketing In The Car World Edition

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Ever since Chevy started outselling Ford's Model T, automakers have learned you can make a lot more money by marketing trendy products that happen to be cars than you can building the simplest, plainest, most functional automobile possible.


This is annoying, because we don't want to drive rough, industrial Model T-esque cars every day, but we don't want to be stuck in glitzy, over-chromed vehicles that fall apart the day after the warranty runs out.

Every time I happen to see some big marketing push to call a car hip or hipster-cool, I can't help but think it's covering up for some deficiency in the car. Shouldn't that marketing money have gone into making the car better? Shouldn't carmakers just try and build good cars instead of focusing on image? Shouldn't carmakers just do their job?

This morning, we were talking about how Ann Arbor wants to test out a system where cars talk to the traffic grid, other cars, and you. It's supposed to help ease congestion.

Jimal asked for the same thing from the DOT that we want from carmakers: we don't want trendy, hip new features. We want you to make what we already have work for once.

I wish the DOT would spend more time on making the roadways safer and a little (a lot) less time on these expensive incremental improvements and idiot proofing of automobiles. Many of our highways and much of our infrastructure is substandard for a third world country, let alone what is supposed to be the greatest country in ever. Road surfaces can be better and more durable, sight lines, entrance, exit ramps and the shapes of curves and other road elements improved to handle the speed and volume of traffic... All these things would have a greater positive effect on motorist safety than your car speaking to you.


We love new ideas. We love crazy ideas. Sometimes, though, we just want something simple and familiar. Something that works.

Photo Credit: Travis Okulski



Congratulations, Mr. Jimal, on today's COTD! I would like to gift you with a hot Viper which this equally hot, lovely lady in the red jumpsuit will bring to you soon.