It's not the heat that melts your brain in Miami. Not the sun, or the sand, or the music, or the food. It's the sheer gluttony the city has for supercars.
Here is, for instance, a Ferrari 599 GTO having to take second place in the valet line to nothing less than a Ferrari F50. Such is the Miami way.
Of course perhaps we love Miami most for giving us CSI: Miami's outstandingly outstanding overacting, used to great effect by Sir Ramblin Rover on today's discussion of the ten best Chinese cars on sale today.
(Brilliance BS6) "The car has since been modified and gets all of three stars! Not so bad, right?"
Not bad? One might even say...
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Brilliant.(Geely Beauty Leopard) Well, sure the Beauty Leopard debuted in 2003, but it's surprisingly hard...
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To spot one.(Xialong Fierce Dragon) That's quite a lot of weight for that six to be...
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Dragon.(Great Wall Wingle) A good price on a compact pickup can sure leave you going home...
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With a Wingle in your pocket.(Beijing Auto Works Knight S12) A Nissan engined Chinese Cherokee? Sounds like it'd be...
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Jeep at half the price.(VW Shanghai Santana) One of VW's greatest hits, now Chinese.
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Bok choye Como Va.(BYD E6) Well, you know what they say. Electric appliances -
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Not always safer than gas.(BYD F6) They always said the car market would come under long-distance Chinese control.
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Didn't think it'd be that literal.(Geely Panda) Buying a Chinese car online. Sounds like a way to get...
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Bamboozled.(FAW Red Flag) An important quality stepping into any 2nd world limo...
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Is the ZIL height.
Photo Credit: Tom Wolf