COTD: Every sperm 'Stang is sacred edition

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People working alone can lose their focus on the task at hand and make some questionable choices. Oh by the by, here's a 1993 Mustang LX street/race car for sale upon the list of Craig in the greater Detroit area with bitchin' engine upgrades and what appear to be green sperm painted on its sides, all for just $13,000 or the trade of a camper. NO JOY RIDES. Our winning comment of the day proves that working together can produce superior work; welcome Les Spiegerable and Rusty Van Horn back to the mic for some nice Lotus-inspired songs:

Come gather 'round drivers
Wherever you roam
And admit that the cars
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
What was light, will be blown
If your company to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start yellin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come bloggers and ragers
Who rant about with their pens
And keep your eyes wide
Lotus won't change again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' how
Fat it's gettin'
For the skinny now
Will be getting more skin
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come fanatics, CEO's
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Fat fuck will get stuck
For he that gets hurt
Will be Babar in a stall
There's a battle outside ragin'.
It'll soon shake his windows
And rattle his walls
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come trollers and haters
Throughout the tubes
And please criticize
'Cause they trollin' us dudes
Your Evoras and Exige
Weight they'll exude
Your old ways are
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
"add lightness" is dead
For the times they are a-changin'.

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The skinny one now
Will later be fat
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
One can only wish
Bahar gets attacked
But the times they are a-changin'

*plays harmonica*

Spiegels at the laptop
writing up the Cot n Da
I'm in reply
bitchin' bout safe for work

Look out kids
something ya did
Post a pic once nibbles ate it again

Get rage
get phased
comment bout' an Escalade
Supercharge an Omni
Drinkin' Penzoil and Pastrami

Bob Lutz
Head Clutz
flip a Saab no job
Air bag
spring sag
The Hummer don't work
Cuz GM took the handbag