COTD: Drifting The Hillclimb Edition

Norwegian drifting champ Kenneth "Fastkenny" Moen has quite the following in Europe and stateside for his handling skills, which is what makes the combo of a drift and hillclimb so appealing. A mountain is about the only thing missing from Alan Wilzig's personal track, one Jstas could easily imagine as his home drift center:

That right there is my own personal dream.

I don't want a big house. I don't want expensive cars.

I just want enough of my own, private land to build a race track and a race car so I can spend my nights and weekends tearing around my track until the gas tank runs dry!

I can imagine it now!

/crickets/crickets/

bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrapbrrrrrrr...

/flapping of birds fleeing

SQUEEEEELLLLLLL

/car crests the hill, turn right 60 into 40 stay right careful don't cut

BRAAAPP!BRRRRRRRRRRRRRpoppoppopbrrrBRR...!!!!!

/straight 90, hard on the brakes stay right, left, hairpin, in to right 20 straight 100

BRRRrrrrrrrrpoppoppoppoppopbrr...

BABRAPBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBR... BRAP BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr

/ring/ring/

CRAP!

BBBBBbbbbrrrrrrrr squeak bubbubbubbub

"Yes dear, what now? No, I'm fine, was just wide open on the back stretch, didn't hear the phone over the engine...what? No! I didn't take the muffler off again! Who? That old bat again? You tell Mrs. McClusky that I said to go suck an egg and to take a look out her back porch. I'll have some "donuts" for her in a minute."

/click/

BRAPBRAPBRAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... BRBRRRRRRRRR BRAP BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Yeah. Pissin' off the neighbors and there ain't nothin' they can do about it!

Why?

Because.

Racecar, bishes.

Race car.