Apple's first generation of iPod Nano shipped with a plastic screen that scratched like Diplo, leading to a class action lawsuit Apple eventually settled for approximately $22.5 million. I remember getting a letter but ignoring it. This was in 2005. It wasn't until a few months ago that checks were mailed, revealing how slow the legal system really is. I could have had $37.50! Oh well. I would fare better if I ended up with a GT-R, but not that much better as TheTonyShow points out in a riff on the always hilarious PaulJones.
@pauljones: Or its Japanese Engrish language counterpart:
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