Well, it's college football season, which shall soon pit brother against brother, father against son, and mighty Wisconsin against wallowing Michigan State. It's also apparently weird-accident season in the Midwest, where two men were pitted against each other, and then a car, and killed while wrestling in the northbound lane of Wisconsin highway 78. The alchemy of the seasons, plus a double helping of disdain, inspired our own brandegee to observe

Weird. The Fighting Illini usually get steamrolled on Saturdays.

and On Wisconsin, if you see what we mean.