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Thanks to a pedagogy towards rules for fun games that must have been awe-inspiring in any era, Sir Edward Hoyle got to decide how whist was played, and thus the phrase "according to Hoyle" came to be uttered by a man wearing jheri curls and an "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt in "Pulp Fiction." But sometimes you need to bend the rules a little to get the right outcome, and in that spirit we depart from our usual course to take note of 2xwishbone's reply to this #oppositelock thread:

Whenever someone asks me a car related question that begins with "why", my default reply will now be "Because race car."