Commenter Of The Day: It's A Steal Edition

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If there was truly justice in this world, people who could afford the hassle of car theft would be the main victims of car theft. Unfortunately, the reality is that most cars stolen are of the cheaper, more common variety. People who can afford the hassle can also afford parts not sold in the back of a Vanagon camper on the other side of the tracks. It was therefore not a surprise that the most stolen cars turned out to be quite common and quite inexpensive. But with America moving to A- and B-segment cars, SpeedWagon sees another trend in theft on the horizon.

Wait until next year when thieves are running away with smarts and tatas...

I mean literally picking them up and scampering off.

We guess you could always take out the seats, put the front wheels in your bag and chain the frame to a light post, right?

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