Commenter Of The Day: Craigslist Addiction Edition

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A Doctor friend told us, to screen for drug or alcohol addiction, they ask certain questions. At this time we realized these queries would actually work for any kind of addiction, which is when we applied those questions to Craigslist's car search (or CTA for junkies). Do your friends worry about your Craigslist use? Do you often need to have some Craigslist in the morning as an eye opener? Can you stop Craigslisting after one or two cars? Do you ever feel guilty about your Craiglisting? This doesn't necessarily mean we're addicted, but getting Sloop_John_B's joke in the Wrangler + Wife doesn't make me feel better.

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Alphamazing
Alphamazing

Congratulations on your 1st COTD!

Now, not only is this a special occasion for you, but it is a special day for ALL Jalopniks! This is the 400th COTD award ever!

With this wonderful round number, you now have a clean 0.2500% of all the COTD awards. You are also the 214th unique user to receive an award. The average COTDs per winner is now 1.8692, with a standard deviation of 2.5383.

The 66 multi-COTD winners make up 30.8411% of the COTD winning population.

This is your 1st COTD of 2009 as well! You've got 0.7463% of the '09 pie right now, and have brought the average to a nice and tidy 1.6750 COTDs-per-winner, with a standard deviation of 1.7341.

This is the 134th COTD awarded in 2009.

You are the 4th user to receive a COTD 2.0 award as well, netting you a fairly significant 25.0000% of the total 2.0 COTDs.

With four unique 2.0 winners, the average is 1.0000, with a standard deviation of 0.0000.

Here, have a graph: