Commenter Of The Day: Chotchkie's Edition

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In the film Office Space, the character played by American-Way-of-Life-hating Jennifer Anniston works at a Bennigan's-esque restaurant called Chotchkie's. It's not real (it's actually The Alligator Grill in Austin, Texas), but like most crappy 90s restaurants, the money otherwise spent on palatable food was instead used to buy knicknacks and "flare" for the restaurant and servers. Saddened by this and forced to endure a cluttered work environment, Anniston's character finally snaps. It's a pretty good scene and Zeeboid does well to mimic it while mocking the otherwise awesome Ford Mustang Boss 302's style.


Ford: I need to talk about your flair.

Mustang: Really? I have 15 badges and stripes on. I, uh, (shows him)

Ford: Well, ok, 15 is minimum, ok?

Mustang: Ok.

Ford: Now, it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Well, like the Chevy Hybrid Tahoe, for example, it has 37 pieces of flair. And a terrific smile.

Mustang: Ok. Ok, you want me to wear more?

Ford: Look. Mustang.

Mustang: Yeah.

Ford: People can get a muscle car anywhere, ok? They come to Ford for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun.

Mustang: Ok. So, more then?

Ford: Look, we want you to express yourself, ok? If you think the bare
minimum is enough, then ok. But some cars choose to wear more and we encourage that, ok? You do want to express yourself, don't you?

Mustang: Yeah. Yeah.

Ford: Great. Great. That's all I ask.

Mustang: Ok.

You fucked Lumberg? You get a star.


When will $kaycog be back???

Congratulations Mr. Zeeboid on your COTD! I have for you an expressive Mustang which will be brought to you by this lovely lady who has a lot of flair! Good job!