Illustration for article titled Comment of the Day: Surely, You Must Be Joking Edition

I’ve had it with all of you. The zombie apocalypse or the arrival of some super flu is nigh, and all you people can do is quote a movie from 38 years ago?


This? This shit right here, is why we’re doomed, people.


Nah not really. You’re doing the lord’s work kicking off an Airplane! quote-a-thon. It’s a good thing too, we were all counting on you.

Airplane! jokes honestly give me hope for humanity. That movie is long lasting because it’s a well-made laugh riot. Even the shambling corpses that will inevitably invade our cities and towns in the near future will be saying with a chuckle, “I picked a bad day to quit eating brains.”

And don’t call me Shirley.

Managing Editor of Jalopnik.

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