I’ve had it with all of you. The zombie apocalypse or the arrival of some super flu is nigh, and all you people can do is quote a movie from 38 years ago?

This? This shit right here, is why we’re doomed, people.

Nah not really. You’re doing the lord’s work kicking off an Airplane! quote-a-thon. It’s a good thing too, we were all counting on you.

Airplane! jokes honestly give me hope for humanity. That movie is long lasting because it’s a well-made laugh riot. Even the shambling corpses that will inevitably invade our cities and towns in the near future will be saying with a chuckle, “I picked a bad day to quit eating brains.”

And don’t call me Shirley.