What is the one Jason Torchinsky story that has been mysteriously spiked by four editors? I can never say. All I can say is if we ran it we’d all get fired, and not in a heroic way.
But that didn’t stop you from putting on your tin foil racing helmets and coming up with some theories. Like this one, from TekamulBurner:
You are wrong. It is not that. But congrats on your COTD win.