Sometimes when I’m in the club, it’s like, the club can’t even handle me right now. But that woman doing the Trash Dance in the dash cam video from (I’m assuming, let’s be honest it’s probably) Florida? Life can’t even handle her, ever.

And when asked if she got arrested for her behavior, reader humz had the perfect answer:

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.

Marry me!

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