Comment Of The Day: Captain Obvious Edition

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Today we wrote about how Dodge’s description of its Journey’s four-speed transmission is literally just the definition of an automatic. That sad but simple marketing got one commenter thinking of a brilliant new way to advertise.

As I said in my story, there’s just something honest about Dodge providing such a simple and obvious definition of its transmission, and that got reader VajazzleMcDildertits thinking about what such honesty would look like in a commercial:


I think such an ad would have people wondering if somehow they’d gone back in time to an era in which all of those features had just been invented. So for your great comment, VajazzleMcDildertits, here’s a little song from a movie involving a bit of time-travel:

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David Tracy

Writer, Jalopnik. 1979 Jeep Cherokee Golden Eagle, 1985 Jeep J10, 1948 Willys CJ-2A, 1995 Jeep Cherokee, 1992 Jeep Cherokee auto, 1991 Jeep Cherokee 5spd, 1976 Jeep DJ-5D, totaled 2003 Kia Rio