We helped out a guy named Ryan today, who had more kids than he had car space. And since this is America and it doesn’t do to leave the children behind when you go out, he needed a new family-mobile. We scoured the internet far and wide for people-haulers that could take a good beating.

Minivans? Texas-sized Suburbans? Mazdas? GMCs? And through all the noise, Rdmstr86 swooped in with the words from above:

May blessings be upon you, RDmstr86, and all your future comments, too.