Sometimes life is about seeing the forest for the trees. The wildly entertaining trees.

Vladimir Putin’s building a military-themed playplace, and that’s probably all sorts of demented fun, for someone. But while we thought a military-themed entertainment juggernaut aimed at children was at least somewhat newsworthy, it turns out we’ve just been blinded by the horrors of American propaganda.

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Because what we should’ve been looking at is ourselves, as today’s COTD winner, kernow, points out:

Isn’t America the American version of this?

Yes, kernow, America is the American version of this.

America.

A hearty mazel tov on your COTD win, kernow! May you forever see drug-induced visions of our own patriotic greatness. I know we see them, right now:

Photo credit: Mike Mozart


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