Sometimes life is about seeing the forest for the trees. The wildly entertaining trees.
Vladimir Putin’s building a military-themed playplace, and that’s probably all sorts of demented fun, for someone. But while we thought a military-themed entertainment juggernaut aimed at children was at least somewhat newsworthy, it turns out we’ve just been blinded by the horrors of American propaganda.
Because what we should’ve been looking at is ourselves, as today’s COTD winner, kernow, points out:
Isn’t America the American version of this?
Yes, kernow, America is the American version of this.
America.
A hearty mazel tov on your COTD win, kernow! May you forever see drug-induced visions of our own patriotic greatness. I know we see them, right now:
Photo credit: Mike Mozart
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