I Found The Worst Tesla Cybertruck
"I thought we left Nyan Cat back in 2011," I can hear you saying, and I thought so too.
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How Three Tesla Vandals Were Caught By Law Enforcement And License Plate Readers
Regardless of where you're driving and what you're doing, at this point, you have to assume your every public movement is being tracked
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Trump Wants To Send Tesla Vandals To Prison In El Salvador
Donald Trump has already promised to treat any alleged Tesla vandal as a domestic terrorist and send them to prisons in El Salvador.
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46,000 Cybertruck Sales Sure Isn't A Lot For A Truck That Allegedly Had 1 Million+ Reservations
Tesla recalled 46,096 Cybertruck this week--nearly every Cybertruck ever sold. That's remarkably fewer than Tesla's claim of a million reservations.
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Record Tesla Trade-Ins Hit As Owners Turn Their Backs On The Brand
In today's The Morning Shit: the latest drama to hit Tesla: mass trade-ins of its cars, how Hyundai slashed vehicle thefts in the U.S., and more
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Tesla Reportedly Can't Find $1.4 Billion, But We're Sure It's Fine
Typically, it's considered a big problem if someone loses $1.4 billion.
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Vancouver Auto Show Kicks Tesla Out Due To Security Concerns
The Vancouver International Auto Show kicked out Tesla due to security concerns following mass protests and vandalism against Tesla vehicles.
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Tesla Attacks Branded 'Domestic Terrorism' As DOJ Pushes For Harsh Sentences For Damaging Teslas
Attacks on Teslas sparked a strong response from U.S. lawmakers Wednesday, with the DOJ branding the incidents "domestic terrorism"
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Teslas Possibly Set On Fire Intentionally Across Multiple States Overnight
A Tesla dealership in Kansas City and a Tesla Collision Center in Las Vegas were both possibly the targets of arson last night.
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Anti-Elon Musk Tesla Vandalism Will Spike Insurance Rates For Owners
Tesla owners could be in for a shock when their insurance premiums renew.
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These Cars Are Even Uglier Than The New Tesla Model Y
Thankfully, you had some hideous responses to share, so we rounded up some of the worst offenders for you right here.
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MAGA Customers Aren't Going To Save Tesla
Elon Musk's ill-advised bet on MAGA customers to save Tesla, Audi's possible plans to increase car prices in the wake of Trump's tariffs and more.
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94 Percent Of Germans Say They Won't Buy A Tesla Because Elon Musk Is A Dangerous, Far-Right Loser
It's not just Musk's bad politics making people not want Teslas - it's also his bad financial decisions.
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Tesla's Alleged Self-Driving Tech Defeated By YouTuber With Cartoon-Style Foam Wall
Elon Musk insists cameras are enough for self-driving cars to be safe, but can a Tesla spot a fake wall fit for the ACME catalog?
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Why The Lucid Air Should Be Your Go-To Tesla Model S Replacement
Lucid's luxury sedan might have launched years after the Model S, but it's the Tesla peer in every way.
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Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Paused Because Losing Sharp Metal Body Panels On The Road Is Bad Or Something
The longer Cybertruck deliveries are held up, the longer the rest of the public gets to go without seeing these oligarch-enabling monstrosities on the road
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Tesla Showroom In San Francisco Hasn't Had Proper Permits Since 2016, But That Might Not Be Tesla's Fault
It's understandable that most people would assume Elon didn't feel like filling out the paperwork, but it was actually most likely the city's fault.
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Tesla Sends Unsigned Letter Warning Of Potential Tariff Harm Because Musk Can Fire Them Too
Elon Musk may be busy taking a chainsaw to the U.S. government, but at Tesla there are serious fears about Trump's tariffs.
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Three College Kids Burned To Death Inside A Cybertruck Because The Doors Wouldn't Open: Highway Patrol
A CHP investigation has indicated that the crashed truck immediately burst into flames and locked its passengers inside, condemning them to their deaths.
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Tesla's New Model Y Being Really Ugly Isn't Even In The Top 3 Of Reasons Why You Shouldn't Buy One
The ugliness of the new Model Y isn't even in the top 3 reasons why you shouldn't buy one, and soon the Y's ugliness could slide even further down the list.
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President Trump Says Tesla Dealership Vandals Will Be Tried As Domestic Terrorists
At the blatant White House Tesla PR stunt, Elon Musk said that in the face of rapidly declining sales, Tesla will double the number of cars it will produce
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Tesla Cybertruck Testing Shows It Has The 'Towing Ability Of A Pop Can'
If you actually try to use your Cybertruck as a truck just know that towing will cause the aluminum frame to fatigue and break.
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For 24 Glorious Hours, Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster Was More Than Just A Stupid Gimmick
An amature astronomer spotted a near Earth object and alerted authorities only to realize it was Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster that he launched into orbit in 2018.
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President Trump Says Boycotting Tesla Is Illegal
President Donald Trump took to social media to tell Americans they must buy Teslas as it is illegal to boycott the company.
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Remains Of Las Vegas Bombing Terrorist's Cybertruck For Sale After Elon Musk Promised He Would Get It Back On The Road
Now the truck used the Las Vegas bombing of a Trump property on New Year's Day is coming up for salvage auction, and evil bastard car collectors can buy it.
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Elon Musk Claims Anti-Tesla Protests Are Secretly Funded By George Soros, Actually
The protests and plummeting stock price are clearly getting to Musk, which means the protests are working
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Tesla Gamed The System To Steal Tens Of Millions In Canadian Incentives On The Final Day Of Eligibility
The Minister of Transport Canada is investigating Tesla after a mountain of rebate requests were filed in the final 3 days of Canada's iZEV incentive program.
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